flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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